And I have this giant D20.
And I have a con this weekend.
How shall we put these things together? I know! Treasure Table!
Here's how it's going to work. Come up to me at Readercon and ask to roll the d20. It is big and blue and fun to roll. You will get a prize, no matter what you roll, but as it's a Treasure Table, the prizes depend on your skill with the die.
Roll a natural 20: your choice of any of the novels I have with me--Orphan's Tales, Palimpsest, Under In the Mere, The Grass-Cutting Sword.
Roll 14-19: your choice of any of my contributor copies of various anthologies.
Roll 9-13: a jar of my homemade cherry-maple whiskey jam. (I may run out of these
Roll 5-9: your choice of a Palimpsest temporary tattoo or a free email of next month's Omikuji story.
Roll 1-3: your choice of either a hug or me drawing something pretty on your person.
You may take a +1 or -1 of your choice if you bring one of my books to be signed. (But at novel-winning 20 has to be a natural 20.)
justbeast will be wheeling about a very pretty and sparkly cart full of these prizes--don't be shy, I want the cart to be empty when we go home! (If you have alternate suggestions for prizes--things you would prefer instead--I'll take ideas in the comments.)