Living for the Revel (catvalente) wrote,
Living for the Revel

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Fnords, Half-Price

Why, in the name of Bob, have the top news stories on Yahoo today been: WHY AREN'T YOU RICH? The Top 7 Habits That Are Keeping YOU From Being a Millionaire and World's Priciest IPod: With a Golden Touchwheel and Diamond Casing, It's Musical Bling!

The world is falling apart, guys.

How about: WHY ARE YOU RICH? The Top 7 Habits That Allow You Crush Your Fellow Man and Still Think You Deserve Your Ill-Gained Lucre Because God Loves You Better.

Or Mob of Foreclosed Homeowners Attacks Owner of World's Priciest IPod--I Did Have It Coming, Admits Over-Consuming Bastard.

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