SOME PEOPLE are POOPYHEADS. I SWEAR to GOD.
Me? I'm off to Denver-land with my beau to wrap myself up in family and Things What Died So I Could Eat Them. I leave you with the eternal wisdom of a vengeance demon:
"To commemorate a past event you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie."
Here's to all your ritual sacrificing. And your pie. See you on the flipside.