April 11th, 2009

warren

My Impression of Dollhouse

Me: Have you got anything without rape?

Joss Whedon: Well, there's rape, intrigue, shirtless Helo and rape, that's not got much rape in it.

Me: I don't want ANY rape!

FOX: Why can't she have intrigue, rape and wooden dialogue?

Me: THAT'S got rape in it!

FOX: Hasn't got as much rape in it as rape, intrigue, shirtless Helo and rape, has it? 

Me: Could you do the intrigue, rape, and Amy Acker without the rape then?

Joss Whedon: Urgghh! (Grrr, Argh)

Me: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like rape!

Dollhouse Writing Staff: Lovely rape! Wonderful rape!

FOX: Shut up! Bloody writers! You can't have intrigue, one-expression acting, rape and turgid plots without the rape.

Me:I don't like rape!

FOX: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your rape. I love it. I'm having rape rape rape rape rape rape rape misogyny rape rape rape and rape! I call it "Series Finale"!
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