November 17th, 2008


This One's For vrax

I don't know what kind of mix of schadenfreude and base humor instincts cause me to think this is the funniest thing ever, but it IS the funniest thing ever. It just is.

There is nothing not awesome about the following:

Jean Claude Van Damme received a minor head contusion whilst dancing in a night club. Van Damme reportedly took center stage in a New York night club, pushing men and women aside stating, "Oh yeah, I'm good" when asked if he could dance. It was reported that Van Damme then performed his famous leg split and when rising to his feet, an alleged attacker punched him in his forehead, leaving him unconscious.

Try to picture that. Stop laughing. Come back.

I can't do it without picturing JCVD in hammer pants, myself.